Perfect for people who can quote TikToks better than their own assignment references.

Candle Profile

Drop #: 10
Wax Type: Soy blend marinated in screen time
Burn Time: However long it takes to scroll through 47 “just one more” videos (approx. 38 hours)
Mood: Overstimulated, distracted, strangely comforting
 

Scent Notes

Top Notes: Blue light glare and microwave popcorn
Heart Notes: Half-charged AirPods, iced coffee left too long on the desk, and the faint echo of viral audio
Base Notes: Burnt synapses, procrastination, and a dash of nostalgia for Vine

Vibe Check

Lighting this candle feels like your brain buffering at 3am while you consume content you won’t remember tomorrow. It’s doomscrolling, but make it aesthetic.

Placement Guide

Best lit: Next to your laptop while 47 tabs scream for attention, or during an “early night” that ends with sunrise.

Reminds You Of

That friend who replies exclusively in memes and accidentally went viral once but pretends not to care.

Don’t just light it. Live it. Another Fume Candle awaits.