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“I could quit coffee anytime… just not today, or tomorrow, or ever.”

Quick Stats
Drop #17
Rarity: Uncommon (like a morning without his flat white)
Alignment: Chaotic Wired

Lore
This collectible is basically held together by caffeine and misplaced confidence. He shows up late, iced long black in hand, and somehow manages to wing every assignment with an over-caffeinated charm. Equal parts frantic and hilarious, he’s a reminder that sometimes panic and lattes are a winning combo.

Traits
Green Flags
Always knows which café opens earliest.
Can carry three takeaway cups without spilling.
His late-night study sessions come with free refills.
Red Flags
Treats energy drinks as hydration.
Won’t shut up about “specialty beans.”
Believes sleep is optional if you “optimise caffeine intake.”

How to Spot IRL
Laptop stickers from cafés you’ve never heard of.
Sunglasses indoors to hide the all-nighter.
The constant sound of slurping iced coffee through a straw.

Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Keeps squad awake purely by existing.
Special Move: Caffeine Cyclone (creates a whirlwind of nervous energy that powers group projects).

Reminds You Of
That mate who’s always buzzing, half from ideas and half from espresso shots, and somehow makes the chaos fun.

You’ve matched his caffeine spiral—time to track the next cursed collectible before he orders round three.

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