“Here’s a song I wrote about my ex… wanna hear it again?”

Quick Stats
Drop #25
Rarity: Uncommon (like a gig he doesn’t post about)
Alignment: Chaotic Melodic

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Lore
This collectible can’t resist pulling out a guitar at every opportunity. He’s serenaded strangers on the campus lawn, turned tutorials into jam sessions, and somehow made heartbreak into his whole aesthetic. Equal parts cringe and charming, he’s the mate you roll your eyes at but secretly root for when he lands a pub gig.

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Traits
Green Flags
Can actually play more than Wonderwall.
Writes heartfelt lyrics that hit harder than expected.
Turns any hangout into a singalong.
Red Flags
Brings his guitar to parties uninvited.
Acts shocked when people don’t know his SoundCloud.
Thinks busking counts as networking.

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How to Spot IRL
Acoustic guitar permanently strapped to his back.
Wearing band tees from gigs no one else went to.
Posts “new track soon” but never actually drops it.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Fills any silence with a riff.
Special Move: Emotional Ballad Burst (leaves everyone half-moved, half-uncomfortable).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who can’t resist turning pain into music, and somehow you love him for it.

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You’ve sat through his encore—now find the next cursed collectible before he starts another verse.