
"Did you say 'free tote?'"
Quick Stats
Drop #28
Rarity: Uncommon (like a day she doesn’t bring a tote)
Alignment: Chaotic Sustainable
Lore
This collectible has a tote bag for every occasion—library run, grocery dash, or just vibes. Each one is covered in obscure logos, ironic slogans, or arty prints that double as conversation starters. Equal parts pretentious and endearing, she’s proof that personality can fit neatly inside canvas with reinforced straps.
Traits
Green Flags
Never needs a plastic bag.
Can lend you a spare tote in an emergency.
Has surprisingly good taste in prints.
Red Flags
Judges you for using a backpack.
Treats limited-edition totes like fine art.
Secretly calculates clout based on bag design.
How to Spot IRL
Carrying three totes at once, all different.
Covered in enamel pins from events no one else remembers.
Pulls out random objects like Mary Poppins.
Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Reduces plastic usage by sheer force of will.
Special Move: Tote Swap (confuses enemies with endless bag changes).
Reminds You Of
That friend who somehow makes lugging a tote collection around look like a personality, and you can’t help but admire it.
You’ve admired her tote rotation—time to hunt down the next cursed collectible before she finds another limited edition.
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