Quick Stats
Drop #16
Rarity: Rare (like a conversation that isn’t about his car)
Alignment: Chaotic Mechanical

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Lore
This collectible lives, breathes, and occasionally sleeps in his car. He’ll happily spend three hours explaining the difference between turbo and supercharged, even if you didn’t ask. Equal parts obsessive and oddly charming, he’s the guy who’ll drive you anywhere—as long as you don’t leave crumbs on the seats.

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Traits
Green Flags
Always offers lifts.
Actually knows how to fix things under the bonnet.
His playlists slap on long drives.
Red Flags
Talks about horsepower like it’s a love language.
Spends more on rims than rent.
Will definitely rev the engine outside your house at midnight.

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How to Spot IRL
Hanging out in the car park long after arriving.
Constantly cleaning an already spotless vehicle.
License plate frame with a “funny” slogan.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Summons car meet-ups out of thin air.
Special Move: Engine Roar (stuns everyone within 50 metres, impresses no one).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who won’t shut up about his car but will always pick you up when you need it.

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You’ve survived his revving—now speed off to the next cursed collectible before he starts another monologue about torque.