Quick Stats
Drop #30
Rarity: Uncommon (like a night he doesn’t bring up his DJ set)
Alignment: Chaotic Rhythmic

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Lore
This collectible treats his dorm room like Coachella’s main stage. He’s got decks wedged between textbooks and fairy lights, and every conversation somehow loops back to his “latest mix.” Equal parts cringe and charismatic, he’s the guy who’ll hijack the aux at every party—but sometimes, he actually kills it.

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Traits
Green Flags
Always has fresh tracks before they hit the clubs.
Turns boring pre-drinks into mini festivals.
Weirdly good at reading the vibe of the room.
Red Flags
Won’t shut up about BPMs.
Treats house parties like headline sets.
Insists on playing his own remix at least once.

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How to Spot IRL
Headphones permanently around his neck.
Speaks in phrases like “build up” and “drop.”
Has more USB sticks than actual cutlery.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Instantly raises noise complaints.
Special Move: Bass Drop Blast (forces everyone within 20 metres to start nodding).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who’s both annoying and loveable when he takes over the aux, and you secretly look forward to it.

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You’ve survived his latest drop—now chase the next cursed collectible before he plays another encore.