Quick Stats
Drop #29
Rarity: Uncommon (like an internship that actually leads to a job)
Alignment: Chaotic Corporate

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Lore
This collectible has been “getting experience” for what feels like a decade. He knows every office coffee machine in the city, owns three blazers that all look the same, and has mastered the art of nodding in meetings. Equal parts tragic and admirable, he’s the guy you roast for being exploited but secretly admire for hustling through it.

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Traits
Green Flags
Always eager to help.
Has impressive LinkedIn etiquette.
Can recite office jargon like a second language.
Red Flags
Works weekends “for exposure.”
Treats free merch as a personality.
Keeps insisting “it’ll look good on my CV.”

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How to Spot IRL
ID lanyard worn like jewellery.
Lives off instant coffee and office biscuits.
Smiles politely while dying inside.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Generates endless busywork.
Special Move: PowerPoint Summon (instantly materialises 40 unnecessary slides).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who’s been “just interning” forever but you still want him to finally catch a break.

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You’ve survived his small talk—time to track the next cursed collectible before he signs another unpaid contract.