Quick Stats
Drop #34
Rarity: Common (like being left on read in the group chat)
Alignment: Chaotic Absent

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Lore
This collectible is technically on the group project roster but might as well be a myth. They vanish after the first meeting, reappear the night before submission, and somehow still want their name on the cover page. Equal parts infuriating and iconic, they’re living proof that teamwork doesn’t always make the dream work.

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Traits
Green Flags
Never argues over formatting.
Won’t overcrowd the group chat.
Miraculously dodges drama by never being around.
Red Flags
Disappears the second tasks are assigned.
Replies “sorry, been busy” as a lifestyle.
Shows up with excuses instead of slides.

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How to Spot IRL
Name on the sign-up sheet, nowhere else.
Seen once in Week 1, never again.
Mysteriously appears at submission time with zero context.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Lowers group morale instantly.
Special Move: Vanishing Act (disappears until the deadline passes).

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Reminds You Of
That one teammate you never see but still have to credit, and you hate it but laugh about it later.

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You’ve carried their dead weight—now head to the next cursed collectible before they ghost again.