Vital Stats

Edition: Drop #05
Rarity Level: Common (like flexing on Instagram)
Boyfriend Type: Chaotic Shredded

Backstory

This boyfriend treats the gym like a sacred temple and his front camera like scripture. He’s forever posting progress pics, flexing under questionable lighting, and telling you about macros. Equal parts self-absorbed and loveable, he’s the guy who’ll make you roll your eyes at his captions but still double-tap anyway.

The Appeal / The Icks

The Appeal: Motivates you to actually use your gym membership, always happy to spot you, knows the best post-workout snacks.
The Icks: Can’t pass a mirror without stopping, talks about “leg day” more than actual life, secretly rehearses poses in the change room.

How He Shows Up

Shaker bottle permanently in hand, stringer tank top even in winter, gym bag louder than his personality.

Signature Moves

Passive Vibe: Radiates protein powder fumes.
Ultimate Move: Flex Bomb (blinds enemies with an unexpected double bicep).

If You’ve Dated Him…

You probably know more about creatine than you ever wanted.
 

You’ve survived his flexing—time to move on to the next boyfriend drop before he posts another mirror pic.