Candle Profile

Drop #: 02
Wax Type: Artisanal soy-coconut blend that towers over other waxes
Burn Time: Long enough to ghost you after the honeymoon phase (approx. 40 hours)
Mood: Confused admiration mixed with quiet regret

Scent Notes

Top Notes: Fresh gym socks and Lynxx body spray
Heart Notes: Mediocre banter with notes of “so what do you do for fun?”
Base Notes: A strong, earthy silence because he never actually asks about you

Vibe Check

Lighting this candle feels like going on three dates with someone you know deep down is just… tall. It’s warm, vaguely comforting, and leaves you wondering if you’re actually attracted or just impressed by his wingspan.

Placement Guide

Best lit: In your bedroom next to unread feminist literature, or on your nightstand where he left his trucker cap.

Reminds You Of

That friend who insists he’s a “great guy” because he can reach the top shelf.

Don’t just light it. Live it. Another Fume Candle awaits.