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“I’ll get started right after this 3-hour nap and a quick scroll.”

Quick Stats
Drop #36
Rarity: Common (like tabs open on his laptop at 3am)
Alignment: Chaotic Last-Minute

Lore
This collectible is the undisputed king of leaving things to the absolute last second. He’ll spend six hours making a study playlist, two more deep-cleaning his room, and then start the essay at 11:59pm. Equal parts hopeless and endearing, he’s the mate you scold but secretly admire when he still scrapes a pass out of pure chaos energy.

Traits
Green Flags
Always up for a distraction, which makes him fun.
Surprisingly creative when the clock is ticking.
Knows how to churn out work fast.
Red Flags
Believes deadlines are “guidelines.”
Constantly says “I’ll start tomorrow.”
Pulls you into his procrastination spiral.

How to Spot IRL
Laptop open, Netflix running in the background.
“Studying” at the café but really scrolling TikTok.
Pulling an all-nighter fuelled by panic and instant noodles.

Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Summons false confidence right before deadlines.
Special Move: Panic Essay Sprint (produces 2,000 words of semi-coherent nonsense in record time).

 

Reminds You Of
That mate who turns procrastination into an art form, and you can’t help but cheer when he pulls it off.

You’ve survived his midnight scramble—now head to the next cursed collectible before he finds another excuse.

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