Quick Stats
Drop #15
Rarity: Rare (at least in your family WhatsApp group)
Alignment: Chaotic Righteous

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Lore
This collectible is permanently armed with statistics, petitions, and a tote bag full of slogans. He’ll turn a casual coffee catch-up into a heated policy debate and somehow knows every senator’s voting record. Inspiring, exhausting, and inevitably banned from Monopoly night after trying to unionise the players.

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Traits
Green Flags
Passionate about making the world better.
Always down for a rally or protest.
Keeps you informed without needing the news.
Red Flags
Can’t let even a meme slide without commentary.
Turns “quick chat” into a manifesto.
Will guilt-trip you for buying non–fair trade chocolate.

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How to Spot IRL
Covered in badges and stickers with messages you can’t ignore.
Starts sentences with “Actually, historically…”
Never travels without a megaphone—or the energy of one.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Raises everyone’s blood pressure and awareness.
Special Move: Debate Lockdown (opponent trapped for 45 minutes).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who brings up climate policy at every brunch.

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You’ve survived his soapbox—now get moving before the next cursed collectible stages a protest of its own.