“You’ve probably never heard of the band that ruined my life.”

Vital Stats

Edition: Drop #06
Rarity Level: Uncommon (like a smile from him)
Boyfriend Type: Chaotic Melancholic

Backstory

This boyfriend lives in dimly lit rooms, scribbling lyrics in a notebook he swears isn’t poetry. He’s always in a hoodie, always with headphones on, and always brooding about something vague. Equal parts dramatic and endearing, he’s the guy who’ll send you playlists at 2am and make you wonder if sadness is his favourite hobby.

The Appeal / The Icks

The Appeal: Introduces you to music that makes you feel too much, has an aura of mystery, deeply passionate in his own quiet way.
The Icks: Romanticises misery, refuses to go anywhere “too mainstream,” posts cryptic captions nobody understands.

How He Shows Up

Second-hand band tees layered with flannel, battered notebook always in his pocket, stares out windows like he’s in a music video.

Signature Moves

Passive Vibe: Radiates moody main-character energy.
Ultimate Move: Playlist Bomb (leaves you wrecked with a perfectly sequenced 12-song spiral).

If You’ve Dated Him…

You probably still can’t listen to that one song without tearing up.
 

You’ve lived through his sad soundtrack—now head to the next boyfriend drop before he writes another verse about heartbreak.