Quick Stats

• Drop #23

• Rarity: Rare (but only because she says she is)

• Alignment: Chaotic Wellness

Lore
This collectible radiates positive vibes until you realise her “wellness routine” is a full-time job. She’ll recommend a $90 candle to fix your depression and swear by moon water she left outside during Mercury retrograde. Somehow always both zen and extremely stressed.

Traits
Green Flags

• Can recommend 17 herbal teas for any problem.

• Speaks fluent affirmation.

• Skin glows, probably from kale.

Red Flags

• Calls everything “toxic.”

• Sends you a podcast instead of advice.

• Thinks sage smoke counts as pest control.
   

How to Spot IRL

• Tote bag filled with journals and crystals.

• Uses “boundaries” as both a mantra and a threat.

• Will not drink water unless it’s infused with cucumber.
   

Perks / Special Powers

• Passive Aura: Calming Spotify playlist.

• Special Move: Affirmation Bomb (everyone feels attacked but seen).
   

Reminds You Of
That friend who schedules “me time” but still live-streams it.

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