Quick Stats
Drop #31
Rarity: Common (like empty coffee cups on his desk)
Alignment: Chaotic Exhausted

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Lore
This collectible has been running on caffeine fumes and questionable willpower since week one. He swears he works best under pressure, which really just means he hasn’t opened the document until 11:58pm. Equal parts tragic and iconic, he’s proof that survival mode can sometimes look like genius—or at least like a pass grade.

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Traits
Green Flags
Can smash out 2,000 words in one sitting.
Brings snacks to every study session.
Weirdly fun to deliriously procrastinate with at 3am.
Red Flags
Red Bull is his blood type.
Believes “due today” means “do today.”
Will drag you into his chaos instead of sleeping.

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How to Spot IRL
Dark circles darker than his search history.
Laptop permanently at 2% battery.
Carries a blanket but never actually sleeps.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Keeps group chats alive all night.
Special Move: Panic Productivity Burst (outputs five pages of barely coherent brilliance).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who turns every deadline into a personality trait but you love him for the chaos.

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You’ve survived his caffeine crash—now power-walk to the next cursed collectible before the Wi-Fi dies.