“Sorry, I thought I replied in my head.”

Vital Stats

Edition: Drop #03
Rarity Level: Uncommon (like a text back within 24 hours)
Boyfriend Type: Chaotic Fader

Backstory

This boyfriend is sweet in person but vanishes the second he’s behind a screen. He’ll send you heart eyes one night and then disappear into the abyss of “left on delivered.” Equal parts confusing and oddly endearing, he keeps you guessing if he’s busy, overthinking, or just forgot how texting works.

The Appeal / The Icks

The Appeal: Gentle energy when he’s actually around, makes you feel like the only person in the room, never picks fights.
The Icks: Leaves you hanging mid-convo, “forgets” plans until reminded three times, swears he’s not ghosting but somehow always disappears.

How He Shows Up

Soft smile that makes you forgive him too quickly, hoodie pulled tight like he’s hiding, notifications permanently on “Do Not Disturb.”

Signature Moves

Passive Vibe: Creates false hope with kind eyes.
Ultimate Move: Fade Away (slowly disappears from contact until you start doubting reality).

If You’ve Dated Him…

You still check your phone sometimes, even though you know better.
 

You’ve endured his disappearing act—head to the next boyfriend drop before he forgets to text back again.