Quick Stats
Drop #11
Rarity: Rare (like his emotional availability)
Alignment: Chaotic Entrepreneur

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Lore
This collectible spends more time talking about his “big idea” than actually working on it. He’s perpetually in beta, constantly name-dropping Elon, and has three failed apps already under his belt. Equal parts delusional and ambitious, he’s the guy who makes you roll your eyes but also kind of admire the hustle.

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Traits
Green Flags
Always optimistic, no matter how doomed the project.
Knows every café with good Wi-Fi.
Can turn any idea into a half-decent pitch deck.
Red Flags
Says “networking” instead of “making friends.”
Believes burnout is a lifestyle.
Thinks crypto counts as a personality.

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How to Spot IRL
AirPods in 24/7, even mid-conversation.
Lives in branded hoodies from companies that no longer exist.
Keeps saying “we’re still in stealth mode” about something that’s just a Google Doc.

 

Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Summons unsolicited LinkedIn requests.
Special Move: Elevator Pitch Barrage (confuses enemies into accidental investment).

 

Reminds You Of
That mate who’s always “two months away” from being the next big thing, and somehow you still root for him.

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You’ve sat through his TED Talk—now get moving before the next cursed collectible raises seed funding.