“I thought everyone’s first car was a Range Rover?”

Quick Stats
Drop #43
Rarity: Ultra Rare (like a day she shops without posting a haul)
Alignment: Chaotic Privileged

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Lore
This collectible floats through campus on a cushion of inherited wealth. She’s the one in designer sneakers at an 8am lecture, sipping iced matcha that costs more than your weekly groceries. Equal parts infuriating and magnetic, she’s the friend you mock for her obliviousness but also lowkey envy when she invites you to her parents’ beach house.

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Traits
Green Flags
Always generous with rounds and Ubers.
Throws parties that actually look like movies.
Has impeccable taste in clothes and interiors.
Red Flags
Thinks Centrelink is a dating app.
Never packs lunch—why would she?
Believes Bali counts as “roughing it.”

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How to Spot IRL
Designer tote instead of a backpack.
Rotating roster of international phone cases.
Talks about “the market” without knowing which one.

Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Raises everyone’s standards instantly.
Special Move: Credit Card Flex (blinds enemies with endless spending power).

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Reminds You Of

That friend who complains about being “so broke” while shopping online and booking flights to Europe.

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You’ve glimpsed her luxury lifestyle—now chase the next cursed collectible before she flies off for the weekend.