
“Bro, it’s just water vapour, relax.”
Quick Stats
Drop #14
Rarity: Common (like grape-flavoured clouds outside the library)
Alignment: Chaotic Cloudy
Lore
This collectible treats every hallway like a personal vape lounge. He’s got more flavours than actual personality traits, and his pockets rattle with spare pods. Equal parts annoying and iconic, he’ll blow a massive cloud right before security walks past—then swear it wasn’t him.
Traits
Green Flags
Always stocked with extras.
Weirdly good at sharing.
His vape tricks are low-key impressive.
Red Flags
Talks about nicotine levels like he’s a scientist.
Leaves you smelling like blueberry cheesecake.
Vape is glued to his hand 24/7.
How to Spot IRL
Massive cloud in his wake, indoors or outdoors.
Constantly patting his pockets to check it’s still there.
Flexes when he pulls out a limited-edition device.
Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Surrounds squad in a permanent fog machine vibe.
Special Move: Cloud Cover (vanishes from awkward situations in a puff of smoke).
Reminds You Of
That mate who vapes through every lecture and somehow makes it look like part of his brand.
You’ve inhaled enough of his clouds—time to chase the next cursed collectible before he reloads another pod.
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