Candle Profile

Drop #: 03
Wax Type: Hand-poured soy blend, crafted in the unbearable silence of no internet
Burn Time: Just long enough for you to panic-text your neighbour for their hotspot password (approx. 39–41 hours)
Mood: Existential dread softened by faint nostalgic vibes of the offline era
 

Scent Notes

Top Notes: Panic sweat and phantom phone vibrations
Heart Notes: Dusty board games and half-read novels pulled from a forgotten shelf
Base Notes: A lingering ache of “I might actually have to talk to people”

Vibe Check

Lighting this candle feels like staring into the abyss of a spinning wheel of doom. It flickers with frustration, but also tempts you to rediscover who you are without memes, TikTok, or endless scrolling.

Placement Guide

Best lit: Next to a powerless modem, under the weight of your crumpled to-do list, or beside the deck of UNO cards you swore you’d never touch again.

Reminds You Of

That moment when you realise how fragile your sanity is without Spotify, Netflix, or Google Maps to hold it together.

Don’t just light it. Live it. Another Fume Candle awaits.