Quick Stats
Drop #09
Rarity: Uncommon (like a conversation with him that ends peacefully)
Alignment: Chaotic Combative

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Lore
This collectible can’t let a single statement go unchallenged. He’ll argue about pineapple on pizza, free will, or the correct way to pronounce “data.” Equal parts infuriating and kind of impressive, he thrives on confrontation and somehow makes being wrong sound convincing.

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Traits
Green Flags
Sharp as hell—he can think on his feet.
Keeps group chats entertaining.
Weirdly fun to watch when he debates lecturers.
Red Flags
Turns every hangout into a courtroom.
Will fact-check your small talk.
Argues even when he secretly agrees.

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How to Spot IRL
Leaning forward, finger raised, mid-rant.
Carries “receipts” in the form of bookmarked articles.
Talks like he’s moderating a political debate show.

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Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Raises everyone’s blood pressure.
Special Move: Verbal Crossfire (confuses and overwhelms until you just give up).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who argues with strangers online for fun but you’d still want him on your trivia team.

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You’ve endured his latest rant—now chase down the next cursed collectible before he finds a new hill to die on.