
“I’m not addicted, I just function better with five iced lattes a day.”
Quick Stats
Drop #13
Rarity: Common (like empty coffee cups in her bag)
Alignment: Chaotic Wired
Lore
This collectible runs entirely on espresso shots and sheer determination. She claims she could quit anytime, but the barista knows her order by heart and she schedules her day around café loyalty cards. Equal parts frazzled and endearing, she’s the type who shows up jittery but always gets things done—eventually.
Traits
Green Flags
Always down for a coffee run.
Can recommend the best cafés within a 5km radius.
Her chaotic energy is oddly motivating.
Red Flags
Heart rate permanently concerning.
Turns group study into group coffee breaks.
Panics when the café is out of almond milk.
How to Spot IRL
Hands shaking while holding a KeepCup.
Eyes wide like she just saw a ghost.
Says “let’s grab a coffee” as the solution to every problem.
Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Raises productivity of everyone around her by sheer speed-talking.
Special Move: Espresso Shot Burst (stuns enemies with manic energy).
Reminds You Of
That friend who’s always two cappuccinos ahead of you but you love her for dragging you along.
You’ve matched her caffeine buzz—now sprint to the next cursed collectible before she orders another round.
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