Vital Stats
Edition: Drop #01
Rarity Level: Legendary (basically extinct on campus)
Boyfriend Type: Wholesome Heartthrob

Backstory
Unlike the other walking red flags in this series, DreamboatDylan is a rare good find. He’s the guy who texts back before you’ve locked your phone, shows up on time with snacks, and somehow makes “bare minimum” feel like luxury treatment. Equal parts charming and down-to-earth, he’s the one your friends immediately approve of—and the one you should actually hold onto.

The Appeal / The Icks
The Appeal: Brings you coffee without asking, remembers tiny details from conversations, can cook more than two-minute noodles.
The Icks: Literally none (and that’s suspicious), might set unrealistic expectations for all future partners, everyone else has a crush on him too.

How He Shows Up
Smiling across the room in a way that feels cinematic, carries his guitar but somehow isn’t cringe about it, introduces you proudly instead of saying “this is my friend.”

Signature Moves
Passive Vibe: Radiates calm and main-character energy.
Ultimate Move: Green Flag Overload (completely disarms cynicism with consistency and kindness).

If You’ve Dated Him…
You probably peaked. It’s all downhill from here.

Your friends are already jealous—better hurry to the next boyfriend drop before DreamboatDylan gets snatched.