Vital Stats
Edition: Drop #08
Rarity Level: Common (like empty energy drink cans in his room)
Boyfriend Type: Chaotic Competitive

Backstory
This boyfriend spends more time with his headset than with you. He’s up until sunrise grinding ranked matches, explaining patch notes, and swearing this next stream is the one that blows up. Equal parts frustrating and endearing, he’s the guy who’ll ignore your texts mid-game but light up when you sit down next to him with snacks.

The Appeal / The Icks
The Appeal: Knows all the gaming memes, surprisingly loyal once you’re in his party, will hype you up harder than his teammates.
The Icks: Forgets to eat when he’s gaming, rage-quits over minor losses, swears he’s “just one more round” deep into his fifth hour.

How He Shows Up
Oversized hoodie with mysterious stains, neon keyboard glow visible under the door, Discord open on three monitors at once.

Signature Moves
Passive Vibe: Radiates Mountain Dew and Dorito dust.
Ultimate Move: Respawn Rage (comes back twice as loud after every defeat).

If You’ve Dated Him…
You probably know more about League ranks than you ever wanted.

You’ve watched him rage-quit—time to move on to the next boyfriend drop before he queues another match.