Quick Stats
Drop #39
Rarity: Rare (like a tutorial he doesn’t dominate)
Alignment: Chaotic Wise

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Lore
This collectible brings life experience into every seminar—whether you asked for it or not. He’s got anecdotes from the workforce, opinions on every theory, and a knack for steering discussions off-topic. Equal parts awkward and loveable, he’s the guy you roll your eyes at but secretly appreciate when he drops unexpected wisdom.

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Traits
Green Flags
Actually does the readings.
Shares real-world examples that sometimes help.
Brings snacks no one else thought of.
Red Flags
Talks way too long in tutorials.
Overuses the phrase “back in my day.”
Treats undergrads like his kids.

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How to Spot IRL
Laptop plastered with sustainability stickers.
Asks detailed questions five minutes before class ends.
First to raise his hand every time.

Perks / Special Powers
Passive Aura: Raises guilt levels for being unprepared.
Special Move: Life Story Monologue (stuns the class while draining precious minutes).

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Reminds You Of
That mate who doesn’t quite fit in but somehow becomes everyone’s favourite by week twelve.

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You’ve sat through his life lessons—now get moving to the next cursed collectible before he starts another story.